pirate4state
08-10-2005, 08:46 AM
History lesson
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day
discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we have the
Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman
Empire"
... and so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he
thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says,"We invented sex!"
The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly,
"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to
women!"
:eek: :eek: :D :D
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day
discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we have the
Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman
Empire"
... and so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he
thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says,"We invented sex!"
The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly,
"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to
women!"
:eek: :eek: :D :D