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District303aPastPlayer
08-09-2005, 11:33 AM
Q. Where was OJ Simpson Headed in the White Bronco??

A. College Station. He Knew the Police would Never look for a Heismen Trophy Winner there!
jason
08-09-2005, 11:36 AM
roflmao...thats hilarious...
Old Tiger
08-09-2005, 11:37 AM
That one is still funny
pirate44
08-09-2005, 11:38 AM
exactly how many heisman winners do you think has come out of college station?
District303aPastPlayer
08-09-2005, 11:39 AM
just one...
and two out of austin...
Phil C
08-09-2005, 11:40 AM
Actually though John David Crow of Texas A&M did win the Heisman Trophy in 1957 but probably doesn't live in College Station now. The runner up to him that year was a defensive tackle name Alex Karras of Iowa who had success in pro football both as a player and announcer and also in the movie acting business starring in several tv movies and series.
Phil C
08-09-2005, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
just one...
and two out of austin...

And one of the ones from Austin is actually from California. The other one was from Tyler, TX.
tc8232
08-09-2005, 11:42 AM
very funny even from an aggie fans point of view
pirate44
08-09-2005, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
just one...
and two out of austin... at the time of the oj simpson incedent how many did UT have?

joke doesnt make sense
Phil C
08-09-2005, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
at the time of the oj simpson incedent how many did UT have?

joke doesnt make sense

At that time UT had one - Earl.
District303aPastPlayer
08-09-2005, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
at the time of the oj simpson incedent how many did UT have?

joke doesnt make sense

but if we dont over analyze... its still sorta funny.. anyway i stole it from my friend mando...
pirate44
08-09-2005, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
but if we dont over analyze... its still sorta funny.. anyway i stole it from my friend mando...
overanalyze? c'mon.
i like funny jokes and can stand a dumb joke or two, but jokes that make no sense, i cant handle. shame on mando for not thinking these things through
AggieJohn
08-09-2005, 12:32 PM
we might have two after this year

http://tinypic.com/a9yerd.jpg
pirate44
08-09-2005, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by AggieJohn
we might have two after this year

http://tinypic.com/a9yerd.jpg
hush your mouth. do you know what happened after Leland Mcelroy was hyped to win it?! dont jinx 'em.
AggieJohn
08-09-2005, 12:40 PM
but you remember when nike beefed up their promotion on harrington when he was at oregon
MARLINDOGS
08-09-2005, 12:46 PM
:clap: :clap: :D
AggieBob
08-09-2005, 06:36 PM
HEY! I own that shirt...:clap: oh and by the way...terrible joke:tongue:
SintonFan
08-09-2005, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by AggieJohn
but you remember when nike beefed up their promotion on harrington when he was at oregon
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AJ, stop your stealing of others' sigs or you could be called names........
gobbler84
08-09-2005, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
Q. Where was OJ Simpson Headed in the White Bronco??

A. College Station. He Knew the Police would Never look for a Heismen Trophy Winner there!

lmao...HEBuddy that was a good one!
BHBrave08
08-09-2005, 09:03 PM
LOL!:D :clap:
JHS_c/o_06'
08-09-2005, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
overanalyze? c'mon.
i like funny jokes and can stand a dumb joke or two, but jokes that make no sense, i cant handle. shame on mando for not thinking these things through

regardless of even if the info was correct or not....it was still funny. Just like that picture that AJ posted about Vince Young's wristband.....it wasnt true....but it was funny.
Pmoney
08-10-2005, 02:14 PM
hilarious joke:clap:
pirate44
08-10-2005, 02:43 PM
i dont care what yall say, it made no sense. he could have at least used one of the hundreds of towns with a university that has no heisman trophy winners :tongue:
JHS_c/o_06'
08-10-2005, 07:56 PM
the only reason it didnt make sense was because you are too defensive. Hell.....i knew A&M had at least 1 heisman winner.....but it still was funny. Lighten up man....it wasnt a vicious attack against A&M....it was an aggie joke.
pirate44
08-10-2005, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by JHS_c/o_06'
the only reason it didnt make sense was because you are too defensive. Hell.....i knew A&M had at least 1 heisman winner.....but it still was funny. Lighten up man....it wasnt a vicious attack against A&M....it was an aggie joke.
youv'e got to be kidding. do a search of all the aggie bad mouthing on this board and find where i have been defensive. geez, cant you just face it made no sense. but goodness forbid someone have THAT opinion. if he would have said "Austin" instead, i would have said it was stupid. or Auburn, or Florida, etc., etc.:rolleyes:
JHS_c/o_06'
08-10-2005, 09:45 PM
The movie anchorman didnt make since....shoot...there wasnt much of a plot....but it was still funny. but if thats your opinion, then thats cool. I respect that. But just because it doesnt make sense....doesnt mean its not funny.
pirate44
08-10-2005, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by JHS_c/o_06'
The movie anchorman didnt make since....shoot...there wasnt much of a plot....but it was still funny. but if thats your opinion, then thats cool. I respect that. But just because it doesnt make sense....doesnt mean its not funny.
i can respect that. i just saw it as an obvious crack at A&M from someone who openly loathes a&m. i dont like it when AJ does it to UT either. trust me, i love aggie jokes. my grandfather (a&M class of '54) is one of the all time greatest aggie joke-tellers.
KTJ
08-10-2005, 09:52 PM
Please tell me you really are joking? You've seriously got to be kidding.

With all of the pot-shots that UT takes from other posters (who shall remain nameless) and someone says one little Aggie joke and you get all bent out of shape?

Wow.
pirate44
08-10-2005, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by KTJ
Please tell me you really are joking? You've seriously got to be kidding.

With all of the pot-shots that UT takes from other posters (who shall remain nameless) and someone says one little Aggie joke and you get all bent out of shape?

Wow.
it made no sense. have you read anything on this thread?:rolleyes:

ktj, would you have thought it was a great joke if he said "Austin" instead of "college station"?


by the way, the only rason i responded the way i did originally was because i conside D303APP a friend and know he wouldnt take it personal
KTJ
08-10-2005, 09:57 PM
It made perfect sense and you know it. Since when did it become the norm to dissect jokes? Why are you getting so upset about it?

Yes I've read this whole thread.
pirate44
08-10-2005, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by KTJ
It made perfect sense and you know it. Since when did it become the norm to dissect jokes? Why are you getting so upset about it?

Yes I've read this whole thread.
how did it make sense? please enlighten me.
KTJ
08-10-2005, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
it made no sense. have you read anything on this thread?:rolleyes:

ktj, would you have thought it was a great joke if he said "Austin" instead of "college station"?


by the way, the only rason i responded the way i did originally was because i conside D303APP a friend and know he wouldnt take it personal



No, I wouldn't have gotten upset. Why would I? There is no need to.

And do I really need to take the joke phrase by phrase to help you understand its hilarity?
pirate44
08-10-2005, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by KTJ
No, I wouldn't have gotten upset. Why would I? There is no need to.

And do I really need to take the joke phrase by phrase to help you understand its hilarity?
i didnt think you could explain how it made sense. anyway, these things always get out of hand, so like i said before, i respect yours and everyone elses sense of humor and will leave it at that.
KTJ
08-10-2005, 10:53 PM
Of course I can explain the joke.

I just don't see the need to. And I still don't see how you don't get it.
AggieJohn
08-11-2005, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by KTJ
With all of the pot-shots that UT takes from other posters (who shall remain nameless)

hey i don't want to remain nameless!!!!

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