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dutchman
08-02-2005, 07:37 PM
Klingons Invade Chicago
From "The Trouble With Tribbles," a "Star Trek" episode that first aired Dec. 29, 1967:

Klingon: Of course I'd say that Captain Kirk deserves his ship. We like the Enterprise; we--we really do. That sagging, old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow. Half the quadrant knows it. That's why they're learning to speak Klingonese.

Chekov: Mr. Scott!

Scotty: Laddie, don't ya think ya should--rephrase that?

Klingon: You're right. I should. I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away as garbage!

JHS_c/o_06'
08-02-2005, 08:22 PM
My favorite (funny) bit from any star trek would come from Star Trek IV : The Voyage Home.

Kirk: We're going back in time to resuce two humpbacks and bring them to the 24th century.

Scotty: Humbacked....People...sir?

Kirk: Whales Mr. Scott....Whales!