HighSchool Fan
08-01-2005, 12:50 PM
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband
and
asked for $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused
state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband
in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes, he explained that
his
company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been
let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find
another
position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore,
they
were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then, she showed him
stock
certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $2,000,000, and
informed him that they were the largest stockholders in the bank. She
explained that for 30 years, she had charged him for sex and these
holdings
were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence
of
cash and investments worth over $3,000,000 her husband was so astounded
he
could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out "If
I'd
had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my
business!"
and
asked for $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused
state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband
in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes, he explained that
his
company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been
let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find
another
position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore,
they
were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then, she showed him
stock
certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $2,000,000, and
informed him that they were the largest stockholders in the bank. She
explained that for 30 years, she had charged him for sex and these
holdings
were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence
of
cash and investments worth over $3,000,000 her husband was so astounded
he
could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out "If
I'd
had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my
business!"