HighSchool Fan
07-28-2005, 10:06 AM
THE DEAF BOOKKEEPER:
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten
million dollars. This bookkeeper is deaf. He got the job in the first place,
since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear
anything so he'd never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10
million bucks, he brings along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million
dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking
about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzio's backyard in Brooklyn!"
The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"
The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of ten
million dollars. This bookkeeper is deaf. He got the job in the first place,
since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear
anything so he'd never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10
million bucks, he brings along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million
dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking
about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzio's backyard in Brooklyn!"
The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"
The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.