pirate4state
07-28-2005, 08:53 AM
Justice!
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She
noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her She
Immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the
fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
(about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor,
it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I
couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under
a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint
Twins are Coming" and I smiled.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that
said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, and
I had to grin.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that
said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could
hardly contain myself.
But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and
sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could
have prevented this accident".. I just lost it."
CASE DISMISSED!
:D
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She
noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her She
Immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the
fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
(about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor,
it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I
couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under
a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint
Twins are Coming" and I smiled.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that
said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, and
I had to grin.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that
said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could
hardly contain myself.
But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and
sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could
have prevented this accident".. I just lost it."
CASE DISMISSED!
:D