Pmoney
07-21-2005, 06:56 PM
Speeding
One day a cowboy bought a new mercedes convertible he got it up to 90 mph and loved the feel of the air on his thinning hair so he sped up.
Soon he saw highway patrol car w/ flashing lights behind him and he thought i can out run him.
After a mile he was like im too old for this so he pulled over and waited for the hypo to catch up. When he got there he told the man "My shift ends in 2 mins. so if you can tell me a good reason why you were speeding that i have not heard before...i will let you go."
The ol' cowpoke told the hypo "well you see my wife ran off w/ a highway patrolman and i thought you were bringing her back."
:D :D :D
One day a cowboy bought a new mercedes convertible he got it up to 90 mph and loved the feel of the air on his thinning hair so he sped up.
Soon he saw highway patrol car w/ flashing lights behind him and he thought i can out run him.
After a mile he was like im too old for this so he pulled over and waited for the hypo to catch up. When he got there he told the man "My shift ends in 2 mins. so if you can tell me a good reason why you were speeding that i have not heard before...i will let you go."
The ol' cowpoke told the hypo "well you see my wife ran off w/ a highway patrolman and i thought you were bringing her back."
:D :D :D