AP Panther Fan
07-01-2005, 08:34 AM
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has
developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY
CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -
He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE
REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers
"GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" -
He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL A$$" - He develops a case of
"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He
has "SWINE EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is
"RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY
FOCUSED."
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants-It's
"REAR CLEAVAGE."
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has
developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY
CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -
He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE
REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers
"GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" -
He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL A$$" - He develops a case of
"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He
has "SWINE EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is
"RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY
FOCUSED."
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants-It's
"REAR CLEAVAGE."