the Dear John Letter

[44INAROW]

I like the way this guy thinks :)


A soldier stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from
his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky..............

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

[sinton66]

serves her right:D

[Gobbla2001]

That almost brought a tear to my eye...

GO RICKY, you are the man...

P.S. Can you write my ex-girlfriend?

[LH Panther Mom]

LOL! :D

[Pmoney]

that is hilarious

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

i know someone who actually did that

[mwynn05]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
i know someone who actually did that lol

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

Originally posted by mwynn05
lol you might be suprised but this happens to alot of soldier overseas. i guess distance really kills relationships like this.

[gobbler grad]

:D :D

[Phil C]

Poetic justice maybe but I remember during the Vietnam War that Dear John letters were very devastating to some of the soldiers that received them. This was one of the worse things a soldier could receive before going to combat. I am sure that is the case with all wars though.