Joke: Confused???

[lepfan]

> A man standing in line at a check out counter of a
> grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind
>him
>said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you look,"
>and
>couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look,
>she
>figured she had made a mistake and apologized.
> "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first
> saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and
>walked
>out of the store.
> The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself,
> "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman
>who
>can't keep track of who
> fathers her children! "
> Then he got a little panicky."I don't remember her," he thought but,
>MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in
> college, perhaps he did father her child!
> He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked,
>"Are
>you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and
> had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of
> everyone?"
> "No", she said with a horrified look on her face.
> "I'm your son's second grade teacher!"