44INAROW
06-06-2005, 09:49 AM
A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner
>put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local redneck pulled
>in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to
>pick a number from 1 to 10. If he
>guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8,
>and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this
>time."
>A week later, the same redneck, along with! a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a
>fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the
>same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2
>this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no
>free sex this time."
>As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game
>is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied,
>"No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged ----- my wife won twice last week!!
>put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local redneck pulled
>in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to
>pick a number from 1 to 10. If he
>guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8,
>and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this
>time."
>A week later, the same redneck, along with! a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a
>fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the
>same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2
>this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no
>free sex this time."
>As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game
>is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied,
>"No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged ----- my wife won twice last week!!