50 Most Awesomely Bad Songs Ever

[ILS1]

50
Sunglasses at Night
Corey Hart
49
I'll Be Missing You
Various Artists
48
Can I Touch You...There? [Album Version]
Michael Bolton
47
Something in Common
Bobby Brown
46
Two Princes
Spin Doctors
45
Sorry 2004
Ruben Studdard
44
We Didn't Start the Fire
Billy Joel
43
Make Em Say Ugh, Pt. 2
Master P
42
Cotton Eye Joe
Various Artists
41
Some Girls (Dance With Women)
JC Chasez
40
What's Up?
4 Non Blondes
39
Informer
Snow
38
Mesmerize
Ja Rule
37
From a Distance
Bette Midler
36
I Wanna Sex You Up
Color Me Badd
35
Heartbeat
Don Johnson
34
Butterfly
Crazy Town
33
Jenny from the Block
Jennifer Lopez
32
Broken Wings
Mr. Mister
31
You Remind Me of Something
R. Kelly
30
Pimp Juice
Nelly
29
I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)
Meat Loaf
28
Never Gonna Give You Up
Rick Astley
27
Rump Shaker
Wreckx n Effect
26
The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You
Bryan Adams
25
You Rock My World
Michael Jackson
24
Sussudio
Phil Collins
23
Thong Song
Sisqó
22
Dancing on the Ceiling
Lionel Richie
21
I'll Be There for You [Theme from Friends]
Various Artists
20
Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)
Toby Keith
19
You're the Inspiration
Chicago
18
Pumps and a Bump
Hammer
17
I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Fred
16
The Final Countdown
Europe
15
MMM, MMM, MMM, MMM
Crash Test Dummies
14
Will 2k [Featuring K-Ci]
Will Smith
13
Barbie Girl
Aqua
12
Hangin' Tough
New Kids on the Block
11
Rico Suave
Gerardo
10
The Heart of Rock & Roll
Huey Lewis
9
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Various Artists
8
She Bangs
Ricky Martin
7
Party All the Time
Eddie Murphy
6
Breakfast At Tiffany's
Deep Blue Something
5
Ice Ice Baby
Vanilla Ice
4
Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)
Limp Bizkit
3
Everybody Have Fun Tonight
Wang Chung
2
Achy Breaky Heart
Billy Ray Cyrus
1
We Built This City
Starship




Awesomely Bad Songs Top 50 (www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/50_most_awesomely_bad_songs/series_countdown.jhtml)

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

not all of those are bad songs. i think ALL of the music out today except a very sellect few country and rap songs are horrible

[ILS1]

I agree with ya. But with the likes of Heartbeat by Don Johnson,Don't Worry Be Happy (Man,I really HATED THIS SONG),Dancing On The Ceiling,Achy Breaky Heart and Party All The Time on the list. I totally agree with them. LOL!!!


:) :D :eek:

[JHS_c/o_06']

Originally posted by ILS1

Can I Touch You...There? [Album Version]
Michael Bolton


HAHAHA....michael Bolton....and to think he USED to be in a metal band.....it was a dark day for my life when i found that out.

[AggieJohn]

micheal bolton, you know there's a singer with that name

[JHS_c/o_06']

Originally posted by AggieJohn
micheal bolton, you know there's a singer with that name

AG, is that an allusion to Office Space?

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
not all of those are bad songs. i think ALL of the music out today except a very sellect few country and rap songs are horrible

there are some alternative groups that i like that are out right now. Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Death Cab for Cutie, Yesterdays Rising, Boys NIght Out, Armor for Sleep, Hawthorne Heights, The Killers, From First to Last, Gym Class Heros, and The Plain White T's. Listen to some of there songs, depressing, but good songs...

[mwynn05]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
micheal bolton, you know there's a singer with that name that was an awesome movie

[AggieJohn]

they ought to put 50 cents in the club

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
they ought to put 50 cents in the club

There's more than one of him? ;)

[Haunta Yo]

Originally posted by ILS1

29
I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)
Meat Loaf


I once loaded up a jukebox with #29 playing 15 times in a row and then walked out of the place.
I've often wondered how many songs it took before someone walked over and unplugged that thing.

[HighSchool Fan]

it's amazing how some of them songs were #1 songs at one time and now get put on that kind of list

[pirate44]

just another list thought up by some guy who wanted to create controversy. some great songs on that list

[GOFOR2]

I like #10 and #40.
Why didnt any of the Warrant songs make the list? Every song they ever wrote stunk like sun-dried dead bait.

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by ILS1

8
She Bangs
Ricky Martin
That should be various artist :D

[pirate44]

Originally posted by GOFOR2
I like #10 and #40.
Why didnt any of the Warrant songs make the list? Every song they ever wrote stunk like sun-dried dead bait. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[NSUTrumpet08]

I remember seeing this on either MTV or VH1 a while back...i was surprised a lot songs i liked are on there...ironically most of them were 80s songs...

[Necked]

Morons. They know nothing about music. I could write a book listing songs so bad it would make these picks look like cuts from Jacksons' "Thriller" album. Looks like we are gonna have to settle this thing ourselves.
I'll start with Americas formost musical poet, the Four Wheel Cowboy,
CW McCall==> CONVOY
You need a convoy to haul a song this crappy, and I'll leave you with these words of wisdom:

Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20?
Omaha?!
Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
An' the bears off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone
Bye, Bye...

[spiveyrat]

Originally posted by ILS1
8
She Bangs
Ricky Martin


Notice William Hung's version is NOT the one on the list. :eek: :thinking: :D

[spiveyrat]

Originally posted by pirate44
just another list thought up by some guy who wanted to create controversy. some great songs on that list

I'm with ya. I don't think some of these songs deserve to be on the list. BUT, some do! I think in some cases, they are just the most awsomely overplayed songs.

[pirate44]

Originally posted by spiveyrat
I'm with ya. I don't think some of these songs deserve to be on the list. BUT, some do! I think in some cases, they are just the most awsomely overplayed songs. i think you hit the nail on the head. its easy for radio to turn good songs, bad.

[Ranger Mom]

Cotton eyed Joe???

How dare they!!!

That was one song that even the people who couldn't two-step could dance to in C&W bar and to this day is STILL a crowd favorite.

As a matter of fact, I danced it with my son last weekend!:D

[sinton66]

Yall don't know anything about BAD music. Worst song ever was "Tiptoe through the Tulips" by Tiny Tim.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by sinton66
Yall don't know anything about BAD music. Worst song ever was "Tiptoe through the Tulips" by Tiny Tim.

It was particularly bad if you ever had the misfortune to watch him sing it live. http://www.smilieland.com/graphics/yuck.gif http://www.smilieland.com/graphics/yuck.gif

[spiveyrat]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
It was particularly bad if you ever had the misfortune to watch him sing it live. http://www.smilieland.com/graphics/yuck.gif http://www.smilieland.com/graphics/yuck.gif

You talkin' about Tim, or 66? ;)

[BigChief]

Once Big & Rich and Cowboy Troy release 50 songs, they will have this list all too themselves.

[HighSchool Fan]

Originally posted by BigChief
Once Big & Rich and Cowboy Troy release 50 songs, they will have this list all too themselves.

you got that 100% right

[sinton66]

Originally posted by spiveyrat
You talkin' about Tim, or 66? ;)

I have NEVER done a Tiny Tim imitation. And, I never will.:D

[HighSchool Fan]

Originally posted by sinton66
I have NEVER done a Tiny Tim imitation. And, I never will.:D

refresh my memory, what was his wife's name? i think they had their wedding on johnny carson.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
refresh my memory, what was his wife's name? i think they had their wedding on johnny carson.

Miss Vickie...and yes, they did.

[HighSchool Fan]

here's the lovely couple

http://www.tinytim.org/articles/magazines/images/tv_radio_talk_march_70_1.jpg

[AP Panther Fan]

Yikes (hair standing up on back of neck) I could have done without that blast from the past!:D

[HighSchool Fan]

is this one any better :D

http://www.tinytim.org/articles/images/tinytimtribute_1.jpg

[20dawgz05]

ok sooo i dont agree with the big and rich comment lol SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY is one of my ringtones lol.... and i also hate to admit it but i like these songs: THONG SONG (ok not anymore, but when it came out wow) BARBIE GIRL (yeah i own that CD come on yall) ICE ICE BABY (white rappers are the bomb diggity haha j/k) and COTTEN EYED JOE (come on thats just fun lol) :D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
is this one any better :D

http://www.tinytim.org/articles/images/tinytimtribute_1.jpg


NO!

;)