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Old Cardinal
08-04-2003, 11:06 AM
Let's see now:

No Jesus
No football
No cheerleaders,
No tailgate parties
No pork BBQ
No Christmas
More than one wife
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
You can't shave
Your wives can't shave
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women wear baggy dresses and veils at all times
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die, it will all gets better!

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE??
Rabbit'93
08-04-2003, 11:53 AM
Great one OC. That was hilarious.
exbccards76'smom
08-05-2003, 05:43 AM
OC, Where do you come up with these things!! Our new slogan at work is "Eat pork or die!!!" :D :D
Bulldog92
08-05-2003, 08:34 AM
Very good, OC. You've never been funny before, though. What gives? :D
JasperDog94
08-05-2003, 09:41 AM
Ouch Bulldog92! Although I was thinking the same thing...
Old Cardinal
08-05-2003, 11:29 AM
Kenny, I think it is time for me to develop a little more humor.... My hometown team might well be starting 8 Sophomores on both Offense and also Defense! Now these youth; thusfar, are quite dominate, and also undefeated but that is quite a step to play at Varsity level as Sophomores. We do have some tough Juniors that might beat them out, however. It will be interesting what Claude Tarver and Richard Briggs can produce with such a bunch of youngsters, like that. They were taught how to block and tackle correctly, by Dwight Thacker in Jr. Hi.; he is the best I have ever seen at developing Jr. Hi. ballplayers. Rebuilding offers unique challenges.
Billy Boy
08-05-2003, 11:36 AM
Bulldog92:
Very good, OC. You've never been funny before, though. What gives? :D He's trying to take PPH Fan place. :D
Bulldog92
08-05-2003, 02:31 PM
That's a tough act to follow...
Fletch
08-05-2003, 04:10 PM
We have been informed that the Muslims
do not like to be called "towel heads."
The item they wear on their heads is
actually a small sheet so from now on
please call them "little sheet heads."


Thank you for your support
big daddy russ
08-05-2003, 05:41 PM
Fletch:
We have been informed that the Muslims
do not like to be called "towel heads."
The item they wear on their heads is
actually a small sheet so from now on
please call them "little sheet heads."


Thank you for your supportLOL, I'm not even going to touch this one... although it was hilarious.
SintonFan_inAustin
08-06-2003, 01:22 AM
:D :D :D :D :D Makes sense now. Need to Americanize them :D :D :D Make the world alot safer place!
exbccards76'smom
08-06-2003, 05:51 AM
Old Cardinal:
Kenny, I think it is time for me to develop a little more humor.... My hometown team might well be starting 8 Sophomores on both Offense and also Defense! Now these youth; thusfar, are quite dominate, and also undefeated but that is quite a step to play at Varsity level as Sophomores. We do have some tough Juniors that might beat them out, however. It will be interesting what Claude Tarver and Richard Briggs can produce with such a bunch of youngsters, like that. They were taught how to block and tackle correctly, by Dwight Thacker in Jr. Hi.; he is the best I have ever seen at developing Jr. Hi. ballplayers. Rebuilding offers unique challenges.Coach Thacker was always an inspiration to my son. It's amazing how people learn to compensate. :D
sinton66
08-06-2003, 04:51 PM
Fletch:
We have been informed that the Muslims
do not like to be called "towel heads."
The item they wear on their heads is
actually a small sheet so from now on
please call them "little sheet heads."


Thank you for your supportOld Card did this one three days ago guys.

<small>[ August 06, 2003, 04:52 PM: Message edited by: sinton66 ]</small>
Old Tiger
08-06-2003, 05:17 PM
lol :D

<small>[ August 06, 2003, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: Old Tiger ]</small>
HotDawg89
08-06-2003, 10:46 PM
I think I may enjoy Old Card a little more this year than I did last. My signature line was actually designed for him- I think I might even change it if he stays on the lighter side of things this year. Something nicer, and not directed at him- hmmmm...
29x281
08-07-2003, 12:09 AM
Let's not overreact HotDawg89. One copied and pasted ethnic joke does not warrant scrapping an excellent sig.
HotDawg89
08-07-2003, 08:59 AM
You make an excellent point 29x281. I did say might. . .