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AP Panther Fan
05-31-2005, 08:46 AM
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her
to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees
that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies
are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was
wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"



The doctor replies, "Denephew."

Phil C
05-31-2005, 09:31 AM
:D

Phantom Stang
05-31-2005, 09:35 AM
ok...let's be honest. How many of y'all had to think about that one.:doh:

pirate44
05-31-2005, 09:43 AM
ROFL:clap:

if it was me, i'd ahve named them Michael and Michaelina:D

GreenMonster
05-31-2005, 10:20 AM
What does Tulsa spell backwards???

A slut

What is a slut backwards???

About a hundred bucks. :D

Thanks Larry the Cable Guy for writing comedy like this to keep me amused.

44INAROW
05-31-2005, 10:47 AM
lol I guess that's better than Bubba#1 and Bubba#2