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Rabbit'93
02-11-2004, 11:36 PM
If you've seen this before I apologize. I've had it for a while but thought it was hilarious and wanted to share.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

Don't cut your hair. Ever.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again! If you ask a
question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, the shotgun
formation and monster trucks.

Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Shopping is not sport.

Anything you wear is fine. Really.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty,
would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.

Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

Check your oil.

Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.

Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.

Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly
not going to deter us from reading the magazines.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

Anyone can buy condoms

sinton66
02-12-2004, 12:01 AM
Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
Filing that one for future use. :D :D :D

poncho
02-12-2004, 12:06 AM
Thats a keeper!

Ranger Mom
02-12-2004, 12:14 AM
My brother and husband are best friends!!!

He thinks my dad is pretty darn awesome too!!

PPHSfan
02-12-2004, 12:16 AM
Question: Why do woment fake it?

Answer: Because they think we care. :D

Rabbit'93
02-12-2004, 12:45 AM
PPHSfan:
Question: Why do woment fake it?

Answer: Because they think we care. :D Nice one.

BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
02-12-2004, 09:41 PM
Rabbit'93:


Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

This is very true my friend, very true.....

SintonFan
02-13-2004, 12:52 AM
Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
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My wifes cat just pi$$ed on everything I held dear when I met her. Thank goodness it didn't stick around too long. It wasn't very different at all.

Buckeye80
02-15-2004, 09:41 PM
Rabbit'93:

Don't cut your hair. Ever.

Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, the shotgun
formation and monster trucks.

Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Anything you wear is fine. Really.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

It's almost like you know my wife by saying these.

Rabbit'93
02-16-2004, 12:02 PM
Buckeye80:

Rabbit'93:

Don't cut your hair. Ever.

Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, the shotgun
formation and monster trucks.

Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Anything you wear is fine. Really.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

It's almost like you know my wife by saying these.hey Buckeye, let her know I'll be around there about noon tomorrow. wink wink :D

JasperDog94
02-16-2004, 12:29 PM
Rabbit'93:
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.Dish Network PVR eliminates this problem...you may get interupted several times, but it still beats arguing. :D

jason
08-10-2004, 10:01 PM
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