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HighSchool Fan
05-10-2005, 06:16 AM
A new hooker had just finished her first trick and when she came down the street, the seasoned veterans gathered around to hear the details.
She said, "Well, he was a big, muscular, handsome sailor."

"Well, what did he want you to do?" they all asked.

She said, "I told him missionary-style sex would be $100, but he didn't have that much. Then I told him oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I asked him how much money he had."

The sailor said, "I have $25."

So the hooker said, "Well, for $25, all I can do is service you by hand."

The hooker went on the explain that, "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first, and then the first hand above the second hand..."

"Oh my God," they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge, then what did you do?"

"I loaned him $75!" she exclaimed.

LH Panther Mom
05-10-2005, 07:03 AM
That was a good one....let me guess. She was blonde?

HighSchool Fan
05-10-2005, 07:07 AM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
That was a good one....let me guess. She was blonde?

i'm gonna plead the 5th here. i don't wanna spend my day climbing out of a hole that i dug myself into.

LH Panther Mom
05-10-2005, 07:08 AM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
i'm gonna plead the 5th here. i don't wanna spend my day climbing out of a hole that i dug myself into.

Hahaha! I dug the hole....all you have to do is jump into it. :D

pirate44
05-10-2005, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
A new hooker had just finished her first trick....
:confused: im still wondering what all this stuff has to do with magic?? :confused:

HighSchool Fan
05-10-2005, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Hahaha! I dug the hole....all you have to do is jump into it. :D

nope, i'm not going in today....atleast not yet:D

CHS_CG
05-10-2005, 07:21 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
:confused: im still wondering what all this stuff has to do with magic?? :confused:


:doh: :doh:


good joke scott.

marlin fan
05-10-2005, 07:24 AM
this joke sounds like something LHPmom would do!!!!:D :inlove:

CHS_CG
05-10-2005, 07:27 AM
oh Lord u just dug the hole and jumped in with that comment B

LH Panther Mom
05-10-2005, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
nope, i'm not going in today....atleast not yet:D

Maybe you need help. :p

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/sterb135.gif

LH Panther Mom
05-10-2005, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by marlin fan
this joke sounds like something LHPmom would do!!!!:D :inlove:

:eek: :flamingma *whip*

marlin fan
05-10-2005, 07:28 AM
hahaha

pirate44
05-10-2005, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by marlin fan
this joke sounds like something LHPmom would do!!!!:D :inlove:
:eek: :eek:

HighSchool Fan
05-10-2005, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Maybe you need help. :p

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/sterb135.gif

with sisters like you, who needs enimies :D

HighSchool Fan
05-10-2005, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by marlin fan
this joke sounds like something LHPmom would do!!!!:D :inlove:

not only did you dig the hole, you also started burying yourself.

marlin fan
05-10-2005, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
not only did you dig the hole, you also started burying yourself. lol i heard she had u caught up in that game to HSF!!!!:eek: :p :D