3 Word Story (Summary on pages 3, 5 & 7, story 5 started)

[slpybear the bullfan]

...that sounded like...

[exbccards76'smom]

The bells of

[CHS_Grad '85]

St. Mary's Cathedral

[SintonFan]

The gigantic puzzle...

[slpybear the bullfan]

...stood taunting him...

[SintonFan]

like a macabre...

[CHS_Grad '85]

death mask. But

[exbccards76'smom]

he dove into

[Wildcat81]

the water below

[exbccards76'smom]

and looked around.

[Wildcat81]

only to see

[exbccards76'smom]

some beautiful fishes

[Wildcat81]

Gracefully swimming by

[exbccards76'smom]

by him. He

[Wildcat81]

tried to touch

[aamove]

a huge aligator

[slpybear the bullfan]

...with his hand...

[Old Green]

but drew back

[exbccards76'smom]

a nub where

[Wildcat81]

the hand was

[exbccards76'smom]

was at. He

[poncho]

moved to midland

[SintonFan]

to raise goldfish...

[Old Tiger]

on his farm

[SintonFan]

to attack aligators.

[CHS_Grad '85]

He decided puzzles

[exbccards76'smom]

He traveled to

[Old Tiger]

a small town

[CHS_Grad '85]

that was known

[aamove]

for its' great

[exbccards76'smom]

football tradition. The

[SintonFan]

town of Sinton,

[exbccards76'smom]

who's pirate fans

[Old Green]

are great people

[Wildcat81]

and every friendly

[Old Tiger]

troll in the

[exbccards76'smom]

state of Texas

[Old Tiger]

where he played

[AggieJohn]

like every day

[aamove]

was his last

[exbccards76'smom]

day on earth.

[CHS_Grad '85]

Then he traveled

[Hupernikomen]

and stood on

[CHS_Grad '85]

Enchanted Rock to

[Wildcat81]

look out at

[exbccards76'smom]

the countryside. He

[pinecone]

wanted only football

[aamove]

,but he realized

[Wildcat81]

there's no football

[aamove]

for four more

[Old Green]

long hot months

[exbccards76'smom]

. He thought what

[CHS_Grad '85]

can I do

[SintonFan]

? I can post...

[CHS_Grad '85]

on 3A downlow...

[exbccards76'smom]

or am I

[aamove]

only allowed to

[exbccards76'smom]

dream about it.

[aamove]

After all, the

[aamove]

board's only about:evillaugh

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

what we want

[exbccards76'smom]

which is football

[Old Tiger]

is the best

[exbccards76'smom]

around the web.

[aamove]

There isn't another

[Old Tiger]

that is like

[exbccards76'smom]

3A Down Low.

[CHS_Grad '85]

Matt & moderators

[Wildcat81]

Rom the bad

[Old Green]

make some glad

[CHS_Grad '85]

to have had

[exbccards76'smom]

and be bad

[aamove]

while it's sad

[poncho]

to loose a

[exbccards76'smom]

poster that was

[Wildcat81]

being a jerk

[exbccards76'smom]

so adminstrator Matt

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

how about you?

[pinecone]

Matt doing his

[aamove]

homework early tonight

[exbccards76'smom]

So he is

[Wildcat81]

ready to go

[CHS_Grad '85]

into the world

[exbccards76'smom]

and realize his

[aamove]

fame and fortune

[exbccards76'smom]

can be obtained

[aamove]

at little cost

[Old Green]

just hard work

[exbccards76'smom]

and high aspirations.

[CHS_Grad '85]

All other posters

[exbccards76'smom]

who appear on

[aamove]

the other boards

[exbccards76'smom]

have their hopes

[aamove]

set very high

[exbccards76'smom]

. We are sorry

[Old Tiger]

for not being

[CHS_Grad '85]

like everybody else

[exbccards76'smom]

, because we are

[Old Tiger]

the best of

[exbccards76'smom]

of the best!!

[aamove]

When you are

[Old Green]

down and out

[exbccards76'smom]

on 3a downlow.

[Old Green]

where people have

[Old Tiger]

the best time

[aamove]

talking football and

[Old Tiger]

politics with each

[exbccards76'smom]

and every one.

[aamove]

It's time to

[Old Green]

go shopping for

[aamove]

ladies soccer videos,

[CHS_Grad '85]

and stadium seats

[Old Green]

in prime sections

[CRHSeagle]

so that we

[CHS_Grad '85]

cheer for our

[Old Tiger]

team the mighty

[aamove]

Forney Jackrabbits, or:D :D :D

[Old Green]

the Cuero Gobblers:D

[CHS_Grad '85]

or Caldwell Hornets!!! :D

[Hupernikomen]

Well we haven't done this in a while so I will start a new story and bump it up to the top.

Ok the rules one more time.
#1 Post three words to help with what has been said before. Punctuation is good and doesn't count as words.

#2 Please keep it clean.

#3 Make it funny!

Ok lets begin with a topic that should arouse a bit of interest.
____________________



WOS and Jasper

[BlueBlood]

Hope they both

[onfirebball05mustang]

fight real hard

[LH Panther Mom]

to the end

[CheerMom]

of the game

[Hupernikomen]

and they did.

[CHS_Grad '85]

But then, they

[LH Panther Mom]

lost their minds

[CHS_CG]

and the ball

[Bandera YaYa]

ended up in

[AggieJohn]

the hands of

[CHS_CG]

a beautiful women!

[Bandera YaYa]

She tried to

[AggieJohn]

jump all over

[CHS_CG]

jason's sexy body

(ROTFLMAO)<--that doesnt count

[Bandera YaYa]

until she saw

[CHS_CG]

Keith's hot body.

[Bandera YaYa]

(I'll try to keep a straight face...) He looked longingly

[Keith7]

w/ his huge muscles

[Bandera YaYa]

hiding the emotion

[Hupernikomen]

he bought at

[CHS_CG]

of being jealous

[Bandera YaYa]

and being sweaty

[CHS_CG]

shinning on Jason

[Bandera YaYa]

under the covers.

[CHS_CG]

Girls eye Keith

[Bandera YaYa]

for his huge

[CHS_CG]

head of hair

[Bandera YaYa]

and hairy back.

[Bandera YaYa]

Jason worried that

[CHS_CG]

nobody would like

[Bandera YaYa]

his new leotard

[CHS_CG]

that was 2small

[onfirebball05mustang]

to be large

[CHS_CG]

and showed EVERYTHING!

[Bandera YaYa]

This made Keith

[CHS_CG]

check Jason out

[GreenMonster]

but he decided

[Bandera YaYa]

it would be

[LH Panther Mom]

wrong of him

[Bandera YaYa]

to expose his

[LH Panther Mom]

eyes and ears

[GreenMonster]

he then exposed

[CHS_CG]

his caring heart

[Keith7]

and massive bicepts

[GreenMonster]

to ranger mom

[CHS_CG]

and she laughed.

[Keith7]

because he is

[Keith7]

really a ninja http://texashsfootball.com/board/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif

[GreenMonster]

that can't pee

[LH Panther Mom]

in the wind

[Bandera YaYa]

but loves to

[LH Panther Mom]

on his foot.

(Sorry, Keith...) :D

[GreenMonster]

Athlete's foot sucks

[pirate44]

with ninja boots

[Hupernikomen]

Originally posted by Keith7
really a ninja http://texashsfootball.com/board/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif


Now Keith you are breaking the rules...you must wait for someone else to post before you are allowed to post again. I know you are impressed with yourself but play by the rules or I will have to put you on probation.

[Bandera YaYa]

carressing his calves

[LH Panther Mom]

with Jergens lotion

[Hupernikomen]

while sucking his

[Ranger Mom]

tootsie roll pop

[LH Panther Mom]

and his thumb.

[handNthedirt]

Meanwhile, back at

[LH Panther Mom]

the Chicken Ranch,

[CHS_CG]

where jason lived

[GreenMonster]

with his hos.

[CHS_CG]

that were men

[Hupernikomen]

of far superior

[Bandera YaYa]

bubble gum blowing

[GreenMonster]

blond hair growing

[Bandera YaYa]

looks. He insisted

[LH Panther Mom]

that they play

[Hupernikomen]

in Gainesville instead

[LH Panther Mom]

of with Barbies.

[Keith7]

Originally posted by Hupernikomen
Now Keith you are breaking the rules...you must wait for someone else to post before you are allowed to post again. I know you are impressed with yourself but play by the rules or I will have to put you on probation.

sorry i just wanted to be a ninja

[GreenMonster]

ninjas with dolls