3 Word Story (Summary on pages 3, 5 & 7, story 5 started)

[poncho]

I prefer slingshots

[Wildcat81]

home made ones

[crzyjournalist03]

from rubber bands

[Bandera YaYa]

and my fingers.

[Gasilla]

My laser sights,

[MyHeyDude712]

are banned in

[poncho]

most high schools,

[Gasilla]

except for WO-S

[Bandera YaYa]

who cried for

[poncho]

a 3a title.

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[Wildcat81]

didn't get one

[Murphy Lee]

but Gainesville did

[Hupernikomen]

not understand how

[Gasilla]

they missed out

[poncho]

oh well theres

[Murphy Lee]

always a lesson

[poncho]

in this game

[Bandera YaYa]

to learn from.

[poncho]

just ask Jason

[Bandera YaYa]

, who knows nothing

[Old No. 7]

but tries to

[Wildcat81]

hard but just

[poncho]

wonts to be

[Hupernikomen]

vicarously playing football

[Old No. 7]

all year long

[Bandera YaYa]

unless he wants

[Hupernikomen]

seasoned, curly-fries from

[Wildcat81]

jack-n-the box

[poncho]

on highway 281

[Wildcat81]

in woodville texas

[Hupernikomen]

. Saw the Pickett-House

[Bandera YaYa]

,next to Wendy's

[poncho]

on the hilltop.

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

with the girl

[poncho]

from Burnet Texas

[Hupernikomen]

, visiting the piney-woods

[20dawgz05]

with her friend

[Old No. 7]

with the long

[Wildcat81]

black curly hair

[Bandera YaYa]

and flowered bellbottoms.

[Wildcat81]

and bare feet

[poncho]

.Will she play

[Wildcat81]

with her toes

[CHS_Grad '85]

in the water

[JaSpErBuLLdOgDrUmMeRGaL06]

at Lake Sam-Rayburn

[JaSpErBuLLdOgDrUmMeRGaL06]

in Jasper, Texas.

[Old No. 7]

or will she

[BIG19]

play 18 holes

[poncho]

with Tiger Woods.

[Old No. 7]

Who saw the

[Wildcat81]

chance go by

[BIG19]

while day dreaming

[Bandera YaYa]

about winning a

[Old No. 7]

3A title game

[poncho]

against the burnet

[3afan2K3]

. Wouldnt be that hard

[Old No. 7]

to score on

[BIG19]

their defense now

[Hupernikomen]

that the season

[Wildcat81]

is over with

[BootLegNumber5]

. The New Champions

[Buccaneer]

will be the

[Bandera YaYa]

girls soccer team.

[SintonFan]

They sized up...

[poncho]

well with Forney

[CHS_Grad '85]

. But then again

[poncho]

any one could.

[Bandera YaYa]

March brings hope

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[Hupernikomen]

that baseball coaches

[Hupernikomen]

ttt

[CHS_Grad '85]

Here you go onfirebball05mustang

will take the

[3afan2K3]

the donuts away

[CHS_Grad '85]

from the campus cops.

[3afan2K3]

But then they

[CHS_Grad '85]

took the field

[3afan2K3]

made of donuts

[HornetMom]

and rolled around

[3afan2K3]

on the icing

[HornetMom]

then ran for

[CHS_Grad '85]

the ticket gate.

[HornetMom]

When they reached

[CHS_Grad '85]

the parking lot

[HornetMom]

their Hummer was

[CHS_Grad '85]

revved up with

[HornetMom]

for the race

[CHS_Grad '85]

. But then they

[HornetMom]

stopped at the

[CHS_Grad '85]

stop & go

[HornetMom]

to buy beer.

[CHS_Grad '85]

Everyone else was

[HornetMom]

stone cold sober

[CHS_Grad '85]

and taking a

[HornetMom]

long hot sauna

[CHS_Grad '85]

in a teepee.

[HornetMom]

When suddenly the

[CHS_Grad '85]

oppossing team pulled

[HornetMom]

the teepee down

[CHS_Grad '85]

causing such a

[HornetMom]

commotion, the chief

[CHS_Grad '85]

scalped all of

[HornetMom]

them and hung

[CHS_Grad '85]

them out to

[HornetMom]

dry on a

[lepfan]

rusty old fence

[Hupernikomen]

post next to

[WOSgrad]

the bus stop.

[poncho]

For what its

[Hupernikomen]

worth the chief

[bearkatdad]

really was a

[exbccards76'smom]

cool dude in

[HornetMom]

black leather chaps

[CHS_Grad '85]

. He just gets

[HornetMom]

no respect from

[CHS_Grad '85]

the little woman

[HornetMom]

which makes him

[CHS_Grad '85]

a little angry.

[Hupernikomen]

because she always

[Old Tiger]

yells at him

[lepfan]

and he cries

[Hupernikomen]

kostinko hoknossooba

(alabama coushatta for "mean old woman")

[Old Tiger]

go away dang!

[exbccards76'smom]

So he hops

[Old Tiger]

down the road

[SintonFan]

on his pogo-stick,

[lepfan]

when he suddenly

[exbccards76'smom]

came across a

[Hupernikomen]

large, buck-toothed rattlesnake

[CHS_Grad '85]

that a brujo (witch doctor)

[LH Panther Mom]

milked for venom.

[Old Tiger]

but got bit

[CHS_Grad '85]

which made him

[HornetMom]

into a crazed

[exbccards76'smom]

3aaa football fanantic.

[AggieJohn]

he better then

[Hupernikomen]

than right now.

[lepfan]

When he began

[Old Tiger]

on the road

[exbccards76'smom]

to the playoffs

[CHS_Grad '85]

,Polysemous was on

[HornetMom]

a mission to

[CHS_Grad '85]

keep evil spirits

[HornetMom]

from casting their

[CHS_Grad '85]

hex on the

[HornetMom]

3adl forum members.

[exbccards76'smom]

He began by

[Old Tiger]

making voodoo dolls

[Wildcat81]

to sell them

[exbccards76'smom]

to the people

[AggieJohn]

by the people

[Old No. 7]

for the people

[exbccards76'smom]

to protect themselves

[Old Tiger]

from the evil

[exbccards76'smom]

that was lurking

[Wildcat81]

behind the door

[Hupernikomen]

of the mud-hut

[Wildcat81]

in Kingston Jamaica

[exbccards76'smom]

on a secluded

[BIG19]

white sand beach

[Hupernikomen]

next to a

[AggieJohn]

big sandy pier

[Wildcat81]

caught big fish

[AggieJohn]

threw back out

[exbccards76'smom]

caught a mermaid

[poncho]

with blue eyes.

[exbccards76'smom]

and llong, tangled

[Hupernikomen]

seaweed in her

[exbccards76'smom]

flowing locks of

[Wildcat81]

her dark hair

[CHS_Grad '85]

. The mermaid tried

[BIG19]

swim away, but

[CHS_Grad '85]

was surrounded by

[Wildcat81]

twenty young men

[CHS_Grad '85]

who were looking

[exbccards76'smom]

for a perfect

[BIG19]

10, but found

[CHS_Grad '85]

the mermaid instead.

[Hupernikomen]

"Help me," she

[BIG19]

pleaded as she

[CHS_Grad '85]

looked to defend

[HornetMom]

her aquatic friends

[Wildcat81]

from the fisherman.

[CHS_Grad '85]

Luckily, along came

[Wildcat81]

Poseidon her father

[CHS_Grad '85]

who conjured up

[HornetMom]

a protective device

[CHS_Grad '85]

to surround her

[Bandera YaYa]

in glowinthedark green.

[CHS_Grad '85]

Upon seeing the glow

[BIG19]

they quickly decided

[CHS_Grad '85]

to leave. Then

[exbccards76'smom]

the mermaid said

[CHS_Grad '85]

'Thank you, Daddy'.

[exbccards76'smom]

Thanks for all

[BIG19]

the opportunities to

[CHS_Grad '85]

escape those fishermen

[Hupernikomen]

with the big

[CHS_Grad '85]

fishing net that

[exbccards76'smom]

nearly got me.

[BIG19]

As she dove

[AggieJohn]

into the pool

[CHS_Grad '85]

the mermaid's tail

[AggieJohn]

and hated AE04

[Wildcat81]

on ignore list.:clap:

[exbccards76'smom]

into the clear

[Wildcat81]

blue cyber space.:D

[exbccards76'smom]

There she met

[Wildcat81]

handsome young man

[exbccards76'smom]

and his name

[Wildcat81]

Nicholas Kim Coppola (Nicholas Cage)

[exbccards76'smom]

. He admired her

[Buccaneer]

for her big

[exbccards76'smom]

golden scaley tail

[Wildcat81]

that shines bright

[exbccards76'smom]

like a morning

[Buccaneer]

sunrise over water

[CHS_Grad '85]

. Mr. Cage has decided

[Bandera YaYa]

on the new

[exbccards76'smom]

. She gazed about

[Wildcat81]

looking for him

[Hupernikomen]

suddenly a splash

[CHS_Grad '85]

he was in

[exbccards76'smom]

the water up

[BIG19]

to his chin

[exbccards76'smom]

. He said that

[CHS_Grad '85]

he loved her

[Wildcat81]

but he lied

[CHS_Grad '85]

. So she swam

[Wildcat81]

out to sea

[CHS_Grad '85]

. So he climbed

[exbccards76'smom]

up onto his

[CHS_Grad '85]

jesse james chopper

[exbccards76'smom]

and rode into

[CHS_Grad '85]

town, where he

[Old Green]

drank straight Tequila:D

[CHS_Grad '85]

with Sammy Hagar.

[Hupernikomen]

**********NEW STORY*******************

One time there

[exbccards76'smom]

was a tough

[CHS_Grad '85]

puzzle that everyone

[onfirebball05mustang]

could not solve

[poncho]

,but like all

[exbccards76'smom]

puzzles it had

[poncho]

pictures of Dallas

[Wildcat81]

Cowboy Cheerleader Swimsuit.

[exbccards76'smom]

The puzzle was

[AggieJohn]

so very hard

[exbccards76'smom]

that no one

[slpybear the bullfan]

...could sleep well...

[PhiI C]

at all with

[Wildcat81]

that noise outside

[exbccards76'smom]

in the yard