BTEXDAD
05-06-2005, 02:03 PM
Two young boys were at the hospital about to go into surgery. They were wheeled down the hall and were laying beside each other on their stretchers in the hallway while final paperwork was completed.
Said the first boy to the second: What kind of surgery are you having done?
2nd: I'm having my tonsils taken out.
1st: Oh, you'll be fine then. I had that done. You get to eat lots of ice cream and jello. It'll be okay.
2nd:What kind of surgery are you having?
1st: I'm getting a circumcision.
2nd: Uh oh, I feel sorry for you. I had that done when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for a year.
Said the first boy to the second: What kind of surgery are you having done?
2nd: I'm having my tonsils taken out.
1st: Oh, you'll be fine then. I had that done. You get to eat lots of ice cream and jello. It'll be okay.
2nd:What kind of surgery are you having?
1st: I'm getting a circumcision.
2nd: Uh oh, I feel sorry for you. I had that done when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for a year.