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44INAROW
05-06-2005, 12:21 PM
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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human
body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up angrily and said, "You should
not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire
you!"

With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open, then she said to those around her, "Boy,
is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up.

Looked around nervously, he said, "The body part that increases 10 times
its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued,
"As for you young lady, I have three things to say.
One, you have a dirty mind, two, you didn't read your homework and
three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

LH Panther Mom
05-06-2005, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh

One, you have a dirty mind, two, you didn't read your homework and three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

That's great! Poor Mary! :evillaugh :evillaugh

SPF25
05-06-2005, 01:35 PM
thanks for the laugh!!:clap: :clap: