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pirate4state
05-05-2005, 11:56 PM
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says,
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really
big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's butt.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.





















She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

:D :clap: :D

pirate44
05-06-2005, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by pirate4state
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says,
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really
big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's butt.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.





















She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

:D :clap: :D
LOL :D
looks like the guys gonna need to bring friends over next time.

onfirebball05mustang
05-06-2005, 08:29 AM
:eek: roflm-grill sized-ao :D

AP Panther Fan
05-06-2005, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
:eek: roflm-grill sized-ao :D


LOL Onfire!:evillaugh

pirate44
05-06-2005, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
:eek: roflm-grill sized-ao :D
LOL:clap:

pirate4state
05-06-2005, 02:38 PM
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AP Panther Fan
05-06-2005, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
:eek: roflm-grill sized-ao :D


I quoted you in another thread, but after further consideration....I want to refer to mine as "hibachi sized".:cool:

pirate44
05-06-2005, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
I quoted you in another thread, but after further consideration....I want to refer to mine as "hibachi sized".:cool:
ROFL:clap: