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44INAROW
05-05-2005, 12:31 PM
repeat but still it's funny


Calling in Sick

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says.

"I’m almost afraid to ask …..what is anal glaucoma?"

Well, I can't see my a$$ coming into work today."
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

lepfan
05-05-2005, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
repeat but still it's funny


Calling in Sick

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says.

"I’m almost afraid to ask …..what is anal glaucoma?"

Well, I can't see my a$$ coming into work today."
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I once asked by boss if that would work for me...she said she didn't SEE it. OK, lunch is over...back to the board!

Ranger Mom
05-05-2005, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
repeat but still it's funny


Calling in Sick

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says.

"I’m almost afraid to ask …..what is anal glaucoma?"

Well, I can't see my a$$ coming into work today."
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:clap: :D :clap: :D :clap:

That was GREAT!!!!

pirate4state
05-05-2005, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
repeat but still it's funny


Calling in Sick

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says.

"I’m almost afraid to ask …..what is anal glaucoma?"

Well, I can't see my a$$ coming into work today."
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Good one! :thumbsup:

AP Panther Fan
05-05-2005, 01:05 PM
he hee....loved it!:D