LH Panther Mom
05-04-2005, 12:42 PM
The Truth Is....
Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.
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I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
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It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
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If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
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I don't get even, I get odder.
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I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
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You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
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Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?
*
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
*
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
*
There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.
*
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
*
It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
*
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
*
I don't get even, I get odder.
*
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
*
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
*
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
*
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
*
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
*
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
*
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
*
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
*
Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
*
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
*
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.