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pirate44
05-02-2005, 12:16 PM
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
District303aPastPlayer
05-02-2005, 12:19 PM
RATED R for Strong Sexual Humor
District303aPastPlayer
05-02-2005, 12:19 PM
on a side now, i was at about 2900 or 3000 posts when you joined... now im only 30 ahead of you, can we slow down soon mr....
pirate44
05-02-2005, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
on a side now, i was at about 2900 or 3000 posts when you joined... now im only 30 ahead of you, can we slow down soon mr....
are you on the downlow just for post count? and if you dont want me to post, why type something that requires me to answer your question:D
pirate44
05-02-2005, 12:27 PM
on a side note, (yes this is humor pointed at the fact you had 2 posts when 1 would have suited)

there isnt any r rated material here.
AP Panther Fan
05-02-2005, 12:34 PM
Well:thinking:
AP Panther Fan
05-02-2005, 12:35 PM
you are both
AP Panther Fan
05-02-2005, 12:35 PM
being silly!:D
pirate44
05-02-2005, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Well:thinking:


Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
you are both


Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
being silly!:D

ROFLMPWBO:clap:
nice posting AP.

aaron, how many posts per day do you think i should be limited to?
Ranger Mom
05-02-2005, 12:37 PM
You should have just turned that into 6 posts APfan!!:p
Ranger Mom
05-02-2005, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
ROFLMPWBO:clap:


:thinking: What does the "P" stand for?:thinking:

Pearly?
pirate44
05-02-2005, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
:thinking: What does the "P" stand for?:thinking:

Pearly?
pastey LOL

you asked.
AP Panther Fan
05-02-2005, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
You should have just turned that into 6 posts APfan!!:p

It was hard enough doing three since you are limited to one post every 30 seconds! I had to type...and wait...type...and wait...:D
Ranger Mom
05-02-2005, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
It was hard enough doing three since you are limited to one post every 30 seconds! I had to type...and wait...type...and wait...:D

Gotcha!!!

You run the risk of someone posting in between your post...which would take away from the overall effect!!:D
pirate4state
05-02-2005, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
pastey LOL

you asked.

i was thinking something much worse :eek:

R
O
F
L
M
PW
B
O

:evillaugh :evillaugh :D
onfirebball05mustang
05-02-2005, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
RATED R for Strong Sexual Humor

why doesn't that surprise me? lol is it friday yet?
pirate44
05-02-2005, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
i was thinking something much worse :eek:

R
O
F
L
M
PW
B
O

:evillaugh :evillaugh :D
pm me what you thought it was unless you think id blush too much.
LH Panther Mom
05-02-2005, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
pm me what you thought it was unless you think id blush too much.

Look at the letters as she posted them. ;)
onfirebball05mustang
05-02-2005, 01:32 PM
i
just
dont
get
it
Ranger Mom
05-02-2005, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
i was thinking something much worse :eek:

R
O
F
L
M
PW
B
O

:evillaugh :evillaugh :D

:clap: :clap: :clap:

That was hilarious!!

For once....I got it, I got it!!!!:D :D
pirate44
05-02-2005, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Look at the letters as she posted them. ;)
i feel blonde today LHPM. a little help
44INAROW
05-02-2005, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
i feel blonde today LHPM. a little help
might as well copy me in on that too - I think GRAY has more to do with it than blonde though lol :D
pirate44
05-02-2005, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
might as well copy me in on that too - I think GRAY has more to do with it than blonde though lol :D
its us "pure of mind" people who are having problems with that one.
pirate4state
05-02-2005, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
its us "pure of mind" people who are having problems with that one. :rolleyes: :D hang on and I'll send out the PM -- my mind is always in the gutter! :D
pirate44
05-02-2005, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
:rolleyes: :D hang on and I'll send out the PM -- my mind is always in the gutter! :D
now that was good:D :clap: not accurate, but good
onfirebball05mustang
05-02-2005, 02:53 PM
Ooo Ooo I wanna know! lol