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44INAROW
05-01-2005, 11:59 AM
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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what
to feed it.
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> I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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> I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
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> Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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> All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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> They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
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> Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when
> he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
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> Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
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> Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is
> gone.
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> What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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> One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other
> people.
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> When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to
> look like a nail.
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> A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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> What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmmmm?
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> My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
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> I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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> The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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> How can there be self-help "groups"?
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> Is there another word for synonym?
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> Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
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> The speed of time is one-second per second.
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> Is it possible to be totally partial?
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> What's another word for thesaurus?
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> Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
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> If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain
> whales?
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> Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show
> you a man who
> can't get his pants off.
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> It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
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> Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?