The Obedient Wife

[AP Panther Fan]

Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after life with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied,"Listen, I'm a Christian . I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh

[pirate44]

http://www.onefunsite.com/images/good_wifes_guide.jpg

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by pirate44
http://www.onefunsite.com/images/good_wifes_guide.jpg :hand: Are you looking to start a fight? :devil:

[pirate44]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:hand: Are you looking to start a fight? :devil:
hate the messege, not the messenger

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by pirate44
hate the messege, not the messenger you know you got a kick out of posting that!!! wait until your wife gets on the board! :evillaugh :wave:

[AP Panther Fan]

Well IF you are trying to start a fight....I wouldn't know it. I can't see photo's anymore or import anything from imageshack.:(

Sorry ladies....no more pictures of handsome cowboys etc....:(

[Phil C]

lol

Maybe the husband should have told her to do a money order. :)

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by pirate44
http://www.onefunsite.com/images/good_wifes_guide.jpg


Here ya go AP Panther---click on the link and you can see the pic...


http://www.onefunsite.com/images/good_wifes_guide.jpg

[pirate44]

Originally posted by pirate4state
you know you got a kick out of posting that!!! wait until your wife gets on the board! :evillaugh :wave:
:doh:
if i agree to remove it, will you agree to remove it in your quote??

[pirate44]

dang, it's snowballing on me:(

[Phil C]

Originally posted by pirate44
dang, it's snowballing on me:(

Come on 44! Lay the law down! I am the boss of my house and what I say goes!

[Bullaholic]

Hey Phil....You wouldn't happen to know the next time "Dawn at Soccoro" is showing again would you?

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Here ya go AP Panther---click on the link and you can see the pic...


http://www.onefunsite.com/images/good_wifes_guide.jpg


Thanks Bull...company policy violation! Adult or sexually explicit!:mad:

Just makes me wonder more what you are up to P44! :D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Hey Phil....You wouldn't happen to know the next time "Dawn at Soccoro" is showing again would you?


LOL :clap: :clap: :clap:

I might just have to watch it so Phil and I can start a thread to discuss each and every aspect of the movie.;)

[pirate44]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Thanks Bull...company policy violation! Adult or sexually explicit!:mad:

Just makes me wonder more what you are up to P44! :D
sexually explicit??!! i must have missed that line. i need to go back and read it

[Phil C]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Hey Phil....You wouldn't happen to know the next time "Dawn at Soccoro" is showing again would you?

Well I didn't say I wouldn't answer questions about honest inquiries on threads so Bull it is on TCM this coming Monday from 8:30 P.M. to 10:00 P.M. and will be repeated Saturday (May 7) from 9:30 A.M. to 11:00 A.M. on TCM. I don't know if they will repeat it again in June or not. If you can't watch it then maybe you can record it for later or get someone to record it for you.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by pirate44
sexually explicit??!! i must have missed that line. i need to go back and read it

who knows what this firewall thinks...it really irritates the crap out of me. Last week after some updates over the weekend, I couldn't even get into the caller times.:rolleyes:

[Phil C]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
LOL :clap: :clap: :clap:

I might just have to watch it so Phil and I can start a thread to discuss each and every aspect of the movie.;)

I can reply to a post on it but some don't want me to be the one that starts it and I have kept my word on it. :)

[pirate44]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
who knows what this firewall thinks...it really irritates the crap out of me. Last week after some updates over the weekend, I couldn't even get into the caller times.:rolleyes:
can you view smilies ap?

[Phil C]

It would be delightful to go into great detail with you on it. I have done some discussion on it which you can see with your search button. :)

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Phil C
I can reply to a post on it but some don't want me to be the one that starts it and I have kept my word on it. :)

Well, want in one hand and "spit" in the other.:cool:

[Phil C]

Regarding the picture you have to remember that things were different in 1955. Most of the wives didn't work on jobs so they had time to do a lot of that stuff. We must remember we live in different times with more and more women working and some even making more money than men.

[Ranger Mom]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/RangerMom1/wife.jpg

You have got to be kidding me!!

Not only would I be complaining that he stayed out all night, when he returned home I would make him comfortable in his favorite chair, bed, bedroom floor, by knocking the cold drink upside his head!

http://www.abcwebworx.com/smilies/angry/angry34.gif

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by pirate44
can you view smilies ap?

Yes, and I can even copy free animated gifs and post 'em just can't see pictures or host and post one from imageshack.:(

[pirate44]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Yes, and I can even copy free animated gifs and post 'em just can't see pictures or host and post one from imageshack.:(
maybe this will work then

http://img18.echo.cx/img18/6741/goodwifesguidecopy6ks.gif

any luck?

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by pirate44
maybe this will work then

http://img18.echo.cx/img18/6741/goodwifesguidecopy6ks.gif

any luck?


This is what I see! Nothing.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by pirate44
:doh:
if i agree to remove it, will you agree to remove it in your quote?? nope :evillaugh

[pirate44]

Originally posted by pirate4state
nope :evillaugh
actually my wife has a great sense of humor. she will get a good laugh out of it.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by pirate44
actually my wife has a great sense of humor. she will get a good laugh out of it. keep telling yourself that. ;)

[Phil C]

Man I'm sure glad I'm the boss at my house!

[AP Panther Fan]

Thanks for the pm '44.

After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.


You know, I just can't quite figure that one out...:p

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Phil C
Man I'm sure glad I'm the boss at my house!

I'm glad I am too Phil!!:D :p

[pirate44]

Originally posted by Phil C
Man I'm sure glad I'm the boss at my house!
in the words of P4S:

You're killing me Smalls!

[Bandera YaYa]

Originally posted by Phil C
Come on 44! Lay the law down! I am the boss of my house and what I say goes! Ha....there wasn't a doubt in my mind about that Phil....... :rolleyes:

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Phil C
Come on 44! Lay the law down! I am the boss of my house and what I say goes!

No doubt Phil's wife was out shopping when he posted this......I tried making a similar post once when I thought my wife wasn't looking and it took me 20 minutes or so to get my butt back down from between my shoulder blades, but then again, Mrs. Phil may be a gentle woman not given to violence like mine.

[Bandera YaYa]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
No doubt Phil's wife was out shopping when he posted this......I tried making a similar post once when I thought my wife wasn't looking and it took me 20 minutes or so to get my butt back down from between my shoulder blades, but then again, Mrs. Phil may be a gentle woman not given to violence like mine. I'm sure she is a gentle woman......from years of having to walk 2 steps behind ..... :D

[SPF25]

Originally posted by Phil C
Come on 44! Lay the law down! I am the boss of my house and what I say goes!

Phil C is your wife registered member of the dl? I bet she isnt cause you wouldnt be saying such things!

By the way I am a domestic goddess and my husband KNOWS better.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by SPF25
By the way I am a domestic goddess and my husband KNOWS better.


LOL :D

(he also knows that you will read it and it can and will be used against him, if need be);)

[pirate44]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
LOL :D

(he also knows that you will read it and it can and will be used against him, if need be);)
im the one who pushed her to register and participate.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by pirate44
im the one who pushed her to register and participate. so? you wanna a cookie?


















LOL - ;) :D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by pirate44
im the one who pushed her to register and participate.

And I think that was a very good idea! :)

[pirate44]

Originally posted by pirate4state
so? you wanna a cookie?


















LOL - ;) :D
you sure are a sweet talker

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
so? you wanna a cookie?

LOL - ;) :D

I bet he does, as long as it's a Thin Mint. :evillaugh :evillaugh

[pirate44]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
I bet he does, as long as it's a Thin Mint. :evillaugh :evillaugh
im an equal opportunity cookie eater LH. but thin mints do have a special place in my heart

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
who knows what this firewall thinks...it really irritates the crap out of me. Last week after some updates over the weekend, I couldn't even get into the caller times.:rolleyes:

I just hope it doesn't start firewalling the Downlow:thinking:

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
I bet he does, as long as it's a Thin Mint. :evillaugh :evillaugh


Yummy....just happen to have a box in my desk drawer. What a great idea LHPM...THIN MINTS!:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh