kepdawg
04-26-2005, 05:17 PM
Some of you have probably seen this and there's a pretty good chance it's even been posted here before! OH, WELL! I hope the rest of you enjoy!
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their
car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on
with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned
later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP
his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her
feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their
car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on
with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned
later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP
his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her
feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead