Future Baseball Star....Joke

[AP Panther Fan]

Future Baseball Star

A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat:

"I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.

Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.

"Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again,

"I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"

He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and missed.

"Strike Two!" he cried.

The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully.

He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more,

"I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"

Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed.

"Strike Three!"

"Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world.

:D :D :D

[pirate44]

lol..cute AP

[AP Panther Fan]

I know, I am having to entertain myself today since I haven't been very enthused about the contents of the other threads. :rolleyes:

[pirate44]

looks like we need to get a good joke thread goin

[HighSchool Fan]

didn't kenny rogers have a song about that??

[SPF25]

Cute story. Talk about seeing the glass half full. :D

[Bull's-eye]

Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
didn't kenny rogers have a song about that??

You're right, Kenny Rogers did that song before an Astros game.

[JasperDog94]

That's the story of the year for the Astros. Can pitch great, but can't hit the broad side of a barn.:(