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pirate44
04-22-2005, 07:36 AM
An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

LH Panther Mom
04-22-2005, 07:39 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwww! :p

jason
04-22-2005, 07:40 AM
i have one but its TOOOOOOOOOO bad...

pirate44
04-22-2005, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by jason
i have one but its TOOOOOOOOOO bad...
dos it have to do with caviar?

CHS_CG
04-22-2005, 07:41 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

jason
04-22-2005, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
dos it have to do with caviar? YES lol

CHS_CG
04-22-2005, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by jason
i have one but its TOOOOOOOOOO bad...

find a new one lol

onfirebball05mustang
04-22-2005, 08:27 AM
uhm EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

AP Panther Fan
04-22-2005, 08:32 AM
LOL...and oh yea...ewwwwwwwwwww!:D

pirate44
04-22-2005, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by jason
i have one but its TOOOOOOOOOO bad...
i like rockdale80's joke too.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty nine year olds?


because there are 20 of them.

jason
04-22-2005, 08:38 AM
What do michael jackson and caviar have in common??

pm me and ill give you the answer....

and you all thought the first joke in this thread was EWWWWWWWWWWWW.....

ill respond later, gotta go to work.....

:D :D :D

Ranger Mom
04-22-2005, 08:42 AM
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?:D

pirate44
04-22-2005, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?:D
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

AP Panther Fan
04-22-2005, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?:D


LOL...ewwwwwww.... and I don't even know the punch line yet, but have a pretty good idea!:D

Ranger Mom
04-22-2005, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
LOL...ewwwwwww.... and I don't even know the punch line yet, but have a pretty good idea!:D

ROFLMAO!!

There is no punchline.

The cannibal PASSED his brother (meaning he had already eaten and digested him and.....nevermind):D

AP Panther Fan
04-22-2005, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
ROFLMAO!!

There is no punchline.

The cannibal PASSED his brother (meaning he had already eaten and digested him and.....nevermind):D

Gotcha...:D

It is early, what else can I say....:rolleyes:

I need to check my e-mails to see if I have any good jokes to share!

pirate4state
04-22-2005, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!" LMAO

Bandera YaYa
04-22-2005, 09:14 AM
sorry I'm so late ..........but here's my EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !! :kiss:

Bullaholic
04-22-2005, 10:02 AM
I put this joke up a few months back---hope those of you who have not read it, will enjoy. Still one of my "fav" clean jokes---


O.K....here's a clean joke for you....(not that I don't tell and appreciate the other kind)---this is just one of the few I can post.

It seems that a blind man and his seeing-eye dog paid a visit to the local hardware store. The blind man and dog went in and proceeded to find a large open area between two of the displays. The dog patiently sat as the blind man felt his way along the dog until he found his tail. The blind man gripped the dog's tail tightly and picked him up swinging him in a wide circle above his head with his front paws extended and eyes bugging out. A young clerk saw this, and ran near them shouting---"Sir, sir, I am so sorry I did not see you and your dog come into the store. I hope I did not upset you greatly enough for you to behave in this manner. May I help you?" The blind man continued to swing the dog in a great circle above his head as he blurted out---"Naw, man, that's o.k.--we're just looking around."

Don't know why, but this joke just kills me every time I hear it. Just "stupid" enough to be funny, I guess. Hope you enjoy it also.

footballmom
04-22-2005, 10:33 AM
Yall are killing me!:clap: And ewwwwwwwwwwww on the first one!!!!:doh:

mustang04
04-22-2005, 11:11 AM
what do u call 2 leppers in a hot-tub?......

lepper- n. a person who has dveloped leprosy
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SOUP!:D

4x100jackets
04-22-2005, 12:18 PM
What do you call four Mexicans in Quicksand??????


Cureto Sinko

jason
04-22-2005, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by 4x100jackets
What do you call four Mexicans in Quicksand??????


Cureto Sinko you mean cuatro sinko ?? :confused:

Bullaholic
04-22-2005, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by jason
you mean cuatro sinko ?? :confused:

Actually, "Quatro Cinco", jason.

BHKrystal06
04-22-2005, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
Actually, "Quatro Cinco", jason.

No actually, it's "Cuatro Cinco".

Bullaholic
04-22-2005, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by BHKrystal06
No actually, it's "Cuatro Cinco".


Right you are, BHK! Silly, but I knew that---I was thinking of "Quad" for four. "Cuatro" is the correct spelling for "4" in Spanish. Very good, BHK.

BHKrystal06
04-22-2005, 03:30 PM
Gracias.

jason
04-22-2005, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
Right you are, BHK! Silly, but I knew that---I was thinking of "Quad" for four. "Cuatro" is the correct spelling for "4" in Spanish. Very good, BHK. dont ever doubt a genius .. :D

HighSchool Fan
04-22-2005, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by jason
dont ever doubt a genius .. :D

he was doubting BHK not you jason :D

jason
04-22-2005, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
he was doubting BHK not you jason :D :doh: ive been in the sun all day lol...thats my story and im stickin to it :D