44INAROW
04-21-2005, 04:02 PM
Gotta love the way this momma thinks :clap:
The Perfect Dress
>
> Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
> excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had
> found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed bride's
> Mother ever!
>
> A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
> young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to
> exchange it, but she refused."Absolutely not. I look like a million
> bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.
>
> Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind, sweetheart.
> I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
>
> A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
> dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Are
> you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
> occasion where you could wear it."
>
> She just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to
> the rehearsal dinner!"
The Perfect Dress
>
> Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
> excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had
> found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed bride's
> Mother ever!
>
> A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
> young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to
> exchange it, but she refused."Absolutely not. I look like a million
> bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.
>
> Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind, sweetheart.
> I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
>
> A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
> dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Are
> you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
> occasion where you could wear it."
>
> She just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to
> the rehearsal dinner!"