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jason
04-21-2005, 08:12 AM
A woman marries, and in five years has five children. Her husband dies. She remarries and has seven more children before her second husband croaks. Again, she remarries. She has another five children before her third husband passes away. Two years later the woman kicks the bucket.
At the funeral, the priest looks at the casket and says, "Lord, they're finally together."
The woman's sister turns to her brother and asks, "Which husband do you think he means?"
The brother replies, "I think he's referring to her legs."

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk :nerd:

AggieJohn
04-21-2005, 08:25 AM
haha

Bandera YaYa
04-21-2005, 10:21 AM
OMG !!!!!! he he :eek: :D

pirate4state
04-21-2005, 10:29 AM
http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/lisaann/hysterical.gif http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/lisaann/hysterical.gif ROFLMAO :clap: Thanks Jason! :D