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Balboa
04-14-2005, 01:38 PM
I read all this college bashing stuff then saw this joke
A reporter was walking through a park one day in OKC. He observed 2 boys playing fetch with a Rottweiler. The dog got mad and attacked one of the boys. The other boy picked up the stick they were using to play fetch with the dog, stuck it under the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck to kill it and save his friend's life.

The reporter runs up to the boys and says, "That was amazing, you saved your friend's life. I'm a reporter, and I can see the headline right now... COWBOY FAN SAVES FRIEND'S LIFE, KILLS RABID DOG". The boy says, "Fine, but I'm not a Cowboy fan."

The reporter replies to the boy, "Well, ok, I can see the headline read... SOONER FAN COMES TO THE RESCUE, SLAYS ATTACKING CANINE". The boy says, "That won't work either because I don't like the Sooners."

The reporter looked at the boy with confusion and said, "You don't like the Cowboys or the Sooners, so who do you like?" The boy replied with vigor, "Hook Em Horns!"



The next day the headline in the paper read...

HOMO HIPPIE TEXAN VICIOUSLY MURDERS BELOVED FAMILY PET