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HighSchool Fan
04-09-2005, 06:11 AM
A woman calls her lawyer and asks...

"With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing McDonalds because they either burn themselves or got fat."

Lawyer: "And which one of those categories do you fit under?"

Woman: "Neither. I just want to know if I can sue Smirnoff Ice for all the ugly men I've slept with?"

LH Panther Mom
04-09-2005, 07:38 AM
Good one!