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AP Panther Fan
04-04-2005, 04:09 PM
Ten Best Things to Say if you Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk.


10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Heck! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"


NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........

Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

TheDOCTORdre
04-04-2005, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Ten Best Things to Say if you Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk.
NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........

Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."
I once saw someone do this one in church once :D

pirate44
04-04-2005, 04:17 PM
or:


11. sorry boss, but its offseason and the Down Low tends to get slow this time of year.


:D

AP Panther Fan
04-04-2005, 04:21 PM
LOL....can't stop yawning! I really do not like Mondays!;) :D

pirate44
04-04-2005, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
LOL....can't stop yawning! I really do not like Mondays!;) :D
dont forget the time change. i like the extra daylight, but boy, am i tired.

bigpimpin
04-04-2005, 09:56 PM
What about: I was putting my contacts in without my hands, it's more sanitary that way.