Adidas410s
03-31-2005, 01:11 PM
Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your
last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn
about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE
work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty you can
look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a
co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone
else clears it? Well, I am so very very glad to officially announce
tomorrow as
SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the
same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their
turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with
a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your
"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your
stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap
the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and... have a
great day!
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your
last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn
about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE
work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty you can
look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a
co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone
else clears it? Well, I am so very very glad to officially announce
tomorrow as
SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the
same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their
turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with
a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your
"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your
stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap
the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and... have a
great day!