Funny company slogans/advertisements

[spiveyrat]

I heard a funny slogan at the end of a commercial on the radio today that inspired this thread. What are some funny slogans/ads you'ver heard/seen?

The one I heard was:

Roto-Rooter - We're #1 in the #2 business.

:D

[big daddy russ]

Juan Moore beer:

"I'll have Juan Moore beer please"

[jason]

this isnt really a slogan, but at a bar i go to, right when u walk in theres a sign that says 'Free Beer Tomorrow'

[pirate44]

3A Down Low slogan:
"Bringing Computer Geeks and Athletes Together Since 2001"

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by pirate44
3A Down Low slogan:
"Bringing Computer Geeks and Athletes Together Since 2001" :clap: :clap: :clap:

[GreenMonster]

My all time favorite in this category has got to be Corn Nuts. A few years ago they had a radio jingle that went something like this here, " Bust a nut, Bust a nut, Grab a pack of Corn Nuts and Bust a Nut! " That there's funny, I don't care who you are.

[rockdale80]

HUMMER
Like Nothing Else

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by pirate44
3A Down Low slogan:
"Bringing Computer Geeks and Athletes Together Since 2001"

Personally, I'm an athletic supporter.:D

[jason]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Personally, I'm an athletic supporter.:D that would make you a jock strap or a sports bra...


:D

[pirate44]

Originally posted by jason
that would make you a jock strap or a sports bra...


:D
in Bull's case, a mansiere

[Bandera YaYa]

Originally posted by rockdale80
HUMMER
Like Nothing Else
:eek: :eek: :o

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
:eek: :eek: :o

The $50,000 one, Ya Ya.:D

[pirate44]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
The $50,000 one, Ya Ya.:D
50 grand:eek: :eek:

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by pirate44
in Bull's case, a mansiere

I think you may have coined a new term for the English language, 44'. I can even take it off with one hand......

[pirate44]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I think you may have coined a new term for the English language, 44'. I can even take it off with one hand......
kramer gets the credit for that one..or was that mr. kostanza:thinking:

[pirate44]

http://pages.videotron.com/dsstoonf/billboards/week4_billboards01.jpg

http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/liquid.jpg

http://www.djron.com/bs/b019.jpg

http://www.djron.com/bs/b025.jpg

[onfirebball05mustang]

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http://www.djron.com/bs/b025.jpg

i think i hurt myself laughing at this one...:D that's awesome!!

[Bandera YaYa]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
The $50,000 one, Ya Ya.:D Geez.....at least make the $100,000 model!!!!!! :p