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AP Panther Fan
03-28-2005, 10:17 AM
CHINESE SICK LEAVE

Hung Chow calls into work and says "Hey Boss, I not come to work today, I really sick, I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come to work".

The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and says "I do what you say and I feel great I be at work soon. You got nice house."
pirate44
03-28-2005, 10:20 AM
ROFLMPWBO:D
AP Panther Fan
03-28-2005, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
MPW

:confused: It is Monday morning though.:p
pirate44
03-28-2005, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
:confused: It is Monday morning though.:p
"my pastey white"

everyone knows that
AP Panther Fan
03-28-2005, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
"my pastey white"

everyone knows that


ewwwww, I wish I wouldn't have asked!:rolleyes: :D
pirate44
03-28-2005, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
ewwwww, I wish I wouldn't have asked!:rolleyes: :D
yup, you sure did ask for it:D
Ranger Mom
03-28-2005, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
CHINESE SICK LEAVE

Hung Chow calls into work ....

Hung Chow???

I thought that was chinese for "constipation"!!:p
AP Panther Fan
03-28-2005, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Hung Chow???

I thought that was chinese for "constipation"!!:p

ROFLMPWBO!:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh


That was better than the joke!:D