HighSchool Fan
03-28-2005, 09:43 AM
A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He
shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no
God, the _expression, "One Nation Under God", was unconstitutional,
and
further, he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling
he shouted:
"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you 15 minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten
minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm
still waiting."
His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine
just
released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up
to
the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him tail over
teacups from his lofty platform.
The professor was out cold! At first the students were shocked and
babbled in confusion.
The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The
class
fell silent...waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young
Marine in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak
he
yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was busy. He sent me."
God Bless America!!!
shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no
God, the _expression, "One Nation Under God", was unconstitutional,
and
further, he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling
he shouted:
"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you 15 minutes!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten
minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm
still waiting."
His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine
just
released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up
to
the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him tail over
teacups from his lofty platform.
The professor was out cold! At first the students were shocked and
babbled in confusion.
The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The
class
fell silent...waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young
Marine in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak
he
yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
"God was busy. He sent me."
God Bless America!!!