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Ranger Mom
03-24-2005, 07:01 PM
2 hours till American Idol and I am bored stiff!

Somebody entertain me!

Ranger Mom
03-24-2005, 07:04 PM
BTW!!

Is my signature showing up right? Everyone elses is coming up fine, but only the top half of mine is showing on my computer!

HighSchool Fan
03-24-2005, 07:06 PM
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "what makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change!"

onfirebball05mustang
03-24-2005, 07:06 PM
*dances around in a tu-tu and a football jersey while wearing platforms and a cowboy hat* does that help!?!?!:p

Ranger Mom
03-24-2005, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "what makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change!"

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Ranger Mom
03-24-2005, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
*dances around in a tu-tu and a football jersey while wearing platforms and a cowboy hat* does that help!?!?!:p

I must admit Cass, that does leave an interesting visual!:D

onfirebball05mustang
03-24-2005, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I must admit Cass, that does leave an interesting visual!:D

well hey, it's a time killer! ;)

CHS_CG
03-24-2005, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "what makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change!"

scott.. what did u tell ur wife after she said that??

Astrosdawg07
03-24-2005, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
BTW!!

Is my signature showing up right? Everyone elses is coming up fine, but only the top half of mine is showing on my computer!

Looks right to me!

Gobbla2001
03-24-2005, 07:29 PM
GOBBLA2001'S EX GIRLFRIEND was out shopping and discovered a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, she bought a pack. Upon getting home she announced to GOBBLA2001 about the purchase she just made.

"Olympic condoms?" GOBBLA2001 blurts, "what makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," She replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color do you want me to wear tonight?" he asks cheekily.

"Silver of course," says his ex-girlfriend proudly.

GOBBLA2001 responds, "Why don't I just wear Gold? It would be nice if I came first for a change...!"

CHS_CG
03-24-2005, 07:31 PM
:eek: :eek:

Ranger Mom
03-24-2005, 07:48 PM
Okay!! This was NOT the kind of "entertainment" I visualized!

CHS_CG
03-24-2005, 07:52 PM
since Glendas not on ill do it for her


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