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CHS_CG
03-09-2005, 09:44 AM
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the h*ll have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the h*ll were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disbelief.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in a while I like to play with my money, three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
jason
03-09-2005, 09:45 AM
:eek:
BHKrystal06
03-09-2005, 09:45 AM
:eek: :eek:

funny though:clap:
CHS_CG
03-09-2005, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by jason
:eek:

Like you have seen/said/heard worse! lol
jason
03-09-2005, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
Like you have seen/said/heard worse! lol ive never said anything like that...im offended......

:thumbsup:
BHKrystal06
03-09-2005, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by jason
ive never said anything like that...im offended......
oh ya i bet u are...:rolleyes:
NHSRattler60
03-09-2005, 10:05 AM
ROFLMAO!! Im tearing up!
footballmom
03-09-2005, 10:08 AM
That is too funny!!! Now all the guys are going to go get tattoo's!:doh:
CHS_CG
03-09-2005, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by footballmom
That is too funny!!! Now all the guys are going to go get tattoo's!:doh:

Still wont get them any.
ej2525
03-09-2005, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
Still wont get them any.

Everything has a price!! :eek: :D
pirate44
03-09-2005, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by footballmom
That is too funny!!! Now all the guys are going to go get tattoo's!:doh:
where is G2 today anyway?
CHS_CG
03-09-2005, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by ej2525
Everything has a price!! :eek: :D

;) ;) :p
jason
03-09-2005, 10:21 AM
a guy couldnt get a $100 dollar bill though...we'd have to get a roll of quarters.......
BHKrystal06
03-09-2005, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by jason
a guy couldnt get a $100 dollar bill though...we'd have to get a roll of quarters.......
lol
footballmom
03-09-2005, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
where is G2 today anyway?

He got the day off for his birthday. I just talked to him a little while ago and he had just woken up. Wish I got to take his birthday off!!!:(
Bandera YaYa
03-09-2005, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by jason
a guy couldnt get a $100 dollar bill though...we'd have to get a roll of quarters....... I think in your case....a roll of dimes...... :eek: :kiss:
pirate44
03-09-2005, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
I think in your case....a roll of dimes...... :eek: :kiss:
TMI YaYa
CHS_CG
03-09-2005, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
I think in your case....a roll of dimes...... :eek: :kiss:

And you know this how???:confused:
Bandera YaYa
03-09-2005, 11:01 AM
Geeeezzz....just kidding....ya'll are no fun today........ :p :p
ej2525
03-09-2005, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
I think in your case....a roll of dimes...... :eek: :kiss:

Silver dollars! Cough... Cough!! :rolleyes: :D
BHKrystal06
03-09-2005, 11:26 AM
lol just wait till jason sees this
jason
03-09-2005, 11:34 AM
http://img155.exs.cx/img155/7595/cannon1ne.jpg

:evillaugh :evillaugh :D :clap:
CHS_CG
03-09-2005, 11:38 AM
had to bring that up huh...
Bandera YaYa
03-09-2005, 11:43 AM
Never aim a load weapon..Geezzzzzzzzzzzz :D :kiss:
LH Panther Mom
03-09-2005, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
had to bring that up huh...

Maybe I should repost the "after" picture to deflate his ego a little. :D
Bandera YaYa
03-09-2005, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Maybe I should repost the "after" picture to deflate his ego a little. :D I think you should!! :D
CHS_CG
03-09-2005, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
I think you should!! :D

Me too!
LH Panther Mom
03-09-2005, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Maybe I should repost the "after" picture to deflate his ego a little. :D

Back by popular demand..... :D I will admit, this is some of YaYa's finest work. :kiss:

http://img223.exs.cx/img223/5012/cannon0wn0eu.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
jason
03-09-2005, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Back by popular demand..... :D I will admit, this is some of YaYa's finest work. :kiss:

http://img223.exs.cx/img223/5012/cannon0wn0eu.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us) ya, thats very very....





























































amateur :nerd:
LH Panther Mom
03-09-2005, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by jason
ya, thats very very....

amateur :nerd:

:kiss: :kiss:
AP Panther Fan
03-09-2005, 12:53 PM
http://i1.ebayimg.com/02/i/03/98/d5/e8_12_sb.JPG


Well here's a (supersized) roll of dimes that should make him feel "a little" better.:rolleyes: :)
Bandera YaYa
03-09-2005, 01:19 PM
Yeah..."a little" usually goes a long way ......but not in this case!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :p :wave:
CHS_CG
03-09-2005, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
Yeah..."a little" usually goes a long way ......but not in this case!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :p :wave:

:clap: :clap: good one ya ya :clap: :clap:
kaorder1999
03-09-2005, 04:56 PM
whoa