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Ranger Mom
03-04-2005, 10:54 AM
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh Good Grief! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh Good Grief! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What on earth is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.
neck_06
03-04-2005, 11:03 AM
o so true, i've seen it happen
Ranger Mom
03-04-2005, 11:06 AM
Even though it is a slam to the female gender...I still had to laugh when I read it!:D
pirate44
03-04-2005, 11:22 AM
LOL..i think i woulda gotten a hot spatula on the rear if i did that
Bandera YaYa
03-04-2005, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
LOL..i think i woulda gotten a hot spatula on the rear if i did that That's kinda ..kinky....huh? :p
CHS_CG
03-04-2005, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
That's kinda ..kinky....huh? :p

you are startin to think as bad as B and jason
pirate44
03-04-2005, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
That's kinda ..kinky....huh? :p :eek:
Bandera YaYa
03-04-2005, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
you are startin to think as bad as B and jason I'm sorry, but does it not sound kinky????? :devil:
CHS_CG
03-04-2005, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
I'm sorry, but does it not sound kinky????? :devil:


I am too young to be hearin about things like that:D
bullfrog_alumni_02
03-04-2005, 08:26 PM
i thought it was meant to sound kinky in the first place...
pirate44
03-04-2005, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
i thought it was meant to sound kinky in the first place...
im too much of a goody 2 shoes. im as pure as fresh fallen snow
LH Panther Mom
03-05-2005, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
im too much of a goody 2 shoes. im as pure as fresh fallen snow

ROFL!!! http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/rofl.gif ;)
CHS_CG
03-05-2005, 08:12 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
im too much of a goody 2 shoes. im as pure as fresh fallen snow

Aren't we all :D
sinton66
03-05-2005, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
Aren't we all :D

*cough, cough*:rolleyes:
:D
Bandera YaYa
03-05-2005, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
im too much of a goody 2 shoes. im as pure as fresh fallen snow Give me a break........ :rolleyes: