44INAROW
02-26-2005, 11:12 PM
Little Johnny asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"
Daddy replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will
need to find out anyway!
"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a
chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with
your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
"You've Got Male!"
:D :D :D :nerd:
Daddy replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will
need to find out anyway!
"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a
chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with
your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
"You've Got Male!"
:D :D :D :nerd: