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HighSchool Fan
02-25-2005, 07:29 AM
10. This is your captain speaking, and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is... uh... this is... uh... your... hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane: does that engine sound funny to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops... is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.

LH Panther Mom
02-25-2005, 08:10 AM
Those are great! :clap: Unless you hear them, that is. :eek:

Gobbla2001
02-25-2005, 01:49 PM
Passengers on the right side of the plane, if you look out your window you ill see a beautiful sunset... Passengers on the left... there is a killer cobra loose over there...