Gsquared
02-24-2005, 12:53 PM
Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
> particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
> they
> spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
>
> Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
> travel
> schedules.
>
> So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with
> his
> wife flying down the following day.
>
> The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room,
> so he
>
> decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out
> one
>
> letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the
> email.
>
> Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
> her
> husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
> following
>
> a heart attack.
>
> The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives
> and
> friends.
>
> After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
>
> The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
> and
> saw
> the computer screen which read:
>
> To: My Loving Wife
> Subject: I've Arrived
> *bang*: October 16, 2004
>
> I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
> and
> you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived
> and
> have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
> arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey
> is
> as uneventful as mine was.
>
> P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
> particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
> they
> spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
>
> Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
> travel
> schedules.
>
> So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with
> his
> wife flying down the following day.
>
> The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room,
> so he
>
> decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out
> one
>
> letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the
> email.
>
> Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
> her
> husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
> following
>
> a heart attack.
>
> The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives
> and
> friends.
>
> After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
>
> The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
> and
> saw
> the computer screen which read:
>
> To: My Loving Wife
> Subject: I've Arrived
> *bang*: October 16, 2004
>
> I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
> and
> you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived
> and
> have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
> arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey
> is
> as uneventful as mine was.
>
> P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!