HighSchool Fan
02-18-2005, 10:55 AM
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one
remarked
>how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed
and
>without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies
and
>play a round.
>
>His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a
>priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
>
>Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the
>golf course.
>
>The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife
>such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
>
>The second guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning
>the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
>
>The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,
>reading the manual."
>
>They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them
like
>they have lost their minds.
>
>"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I
>slapped my wife on the butt and said, "Well, babe, Merry Christmas!
It's a
>great
>morning for sex or golf" ... and she said, "Take a sweater".
>
remarked
>how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed
and
>without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies
and
>play a round.
>
>His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a
>priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
>
>Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the
>golf course.
>
>The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife
>such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
>
>The second guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning
>the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
>
>The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,
>reading the manual."
>
>They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them
like
>they have lost their minds.
>
>"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I
>slapped my wife on the butt and said, "Well, babe, Merry Christmas!
It's a
>great
>morning for sex or golf" ... and she said, "Take a sweater".
>