How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

[Gsquared]

A bucaneer

[pirate44]

Originally posted by Gsquared
A bucaneer
arrrgh

[spiveyrat]

yuk yuk yuk. A real knee slapper! :D

[Gsquared]

Yeah, pretty good

[Holmes_Fans]

Why couldn't the 12 year old see the pirate movie?










It was rated AAAAARRRRRRRR

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Holmes_Fans
Why couldn't the 12 year old see the pirate movie?










It was rated AAAAARRRRRRRR :clap:

[Gobbla2001]

What be the letter t' come after Q?


ARRRRRRGGHH

[Ranger Mom]

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.

The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says... "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!"

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.

The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says... "Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!"


:clap: :clap: :clap:

a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

[pirate44]

this thread is loaded with antipiratism. i protest.:mad:

[AP Panther Fan]

Why did Pirate44 go on vacation?

He needed some AARRRGGH and AARRRGGH!



:p :D :D :D

[pirate44]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Why did Pirate44 go on vacation?

He needed some AARRRGGH and AARRRGGH!



:p :D :D :D
wait till the GodFather gets a hold of you:mad:

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by pirate44
wait till the GodFather gets a hold of you:mad:

swimming with the fishes????:evillaugh

[pirate44]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
swimming with the fishes????:evillaugh
at noon i saw him at home depot picking up a couple bags of quikcrete. he's either setting fence posts or gonna make a pair of concrete nikes.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by pirate44
at noon i saw him at home depot picking up a couple bags of quikcrete. he's either setting fence posts or gonna make a pair of concrete nikes.

Did he happen to be picking up some planks as well? :devil:

[AP Panther Fan]

Guess I better hope he's working on his fence!:D

However, after a trip to home depot, he might feel like putting the concrete nikes on the many sales clerks that couldn't or wouldn't help him. That store makes me crazy! The new one off the Crosstown Expressway isn't bad, but the one on SPID..:mad:

LHPM....Good one! :thumbsup:

[HighSchool Fan]

Originally posted by pirate44
this thread is loaded with antipiratism. i protest.:mad:

i'm in protest with ya 44 :mad:

[pirate44]

Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
i'm in protest with ya 44 :mad:
unite fellow Pirates!!

hey hey, ho ho,
Pirate jokes have got to go!!

[HighSchool Fan]

Originally posted by pirate44

hey hey, ho ho,
Pirate jokes have got to go!!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
i'm in protest with ya 44 :mad:

don't you mean, "I'm in protest with ye '44"

argh, argh, argh:D

[HighSchool Fan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
don't you mean, "I'm in protest with ye '44"

argh, argh, argh:D

Pirate 44 your closer to her than i am, go make her walk the plank :p

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate44
unite fellow Pirates!!

hey hey, ho ho,
Pirate jokes have got to go!!

That "attempt" at poetry is what has to go!!:D

[AP Panther Fan]

Red Shirt Of Courage

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"

The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party.

Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"

Once again the battle was on. However, the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"

The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid."

The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way.

The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!"

[Buccaneer]

Originally posted by Gsquared
A bucaneer

I Resemble that Remark!

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Buccaneer
I Resemble that Remark! :D