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sinton66
07-19-2003, 08:42 PM
Jocks Vs. Nerds
Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game.

That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game.

With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000), it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account(401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics.

He'll make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
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Game over. Nerd wins.

Chris Hart
07-19-2003, 09:09 PM
LOL, that's pretty good 66. Did you do all the math yourself? :)

sinton66
07-19-2003, 09:18 PM
ME? Do math? No, found it on another site and thought it was worth sharing. wink

Old Tiger
07-19-2003, 09:39 PM
That's hilarious :D !!!

sinton66
07-20-2003, 10:55 AM
Thanks, Old Tiger, I'm glad you found it funny as I did. wink