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Gsquared
02-11-2005, 08:27 AM
Got this from another board but thgouht it was funny


LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER:
> >
> >
> > Dear Abby,
> > A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged
> > gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These
> > two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or
> > leave their apartment.
> > Do you think they could be Lebanese?
> >
> > Dear Abby,
> > What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On
> > My VCR?
> >
> > Dear Abby,
> > I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the
> > baby I'm carrying is his.
> >
> > Dear Abby,
> > I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill
> > for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should
> > share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money
> > with him.
> >
> > Dear Abby,
> > I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when
> > confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would
> > never happen again.
> >
> > Dear Abby,
> > Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in
> > a good Christian home turn against his own?
> >
> > Dear Abby,
> > I joined the Navy to see the world. I seen it. Now how do I get out?
> >
> > Dear Abby,
> > My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour
> > every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
> >
> > Dear Abby,
> > I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until
> > one night he came home sober.
> >
> > Dear Abby,
> > My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through
> > mental pause.
> >
> > Dear Abby,
> > You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send
> > him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a
> > doctor.
> > Now what do I do?
> >