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Gsquared
02-09-2005, 12:57 PM
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts
going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row
stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your
stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that
way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as
a human being?

It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work
and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person.
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little *crap* on your
knee."

pirate44
02-09-2005, 01:00 PM
oh man, thats a good one:D

Gsquared
02-10-2005, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
oh man, thats a good one:D
Are there any blondes on the board? :eek:

LH Panther Mom
02-10-2005, 07:20 AM
Great joke, G2! I'm sure there are a few blondes....maybe they didn't get it. ;)

Gsquared
02-10-2005, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Great joke, G2! I'm sure there are a few blondes....maybe they didn't get it. ;)
Yeah but since I look like Hugh Jackman im sure they will forgive me! :D

footballmom
02-10-2005, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Are there any blondes on the board? :eek:


Umm hello dear! I do believe I'm a blonde.:foul:

Gsquared
02-10-2005, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by footballmom
Umm hello dear! I do believe I'm a blonde.:foul:
Oh yeah thats right, now I actually understand the joke! :clap:

89JDAWG
02-10-2005, 09:23 AM
THAT PIG LOOKS GOOD!

PurpleFreddy
02-10-2005, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by footballmom
Umm hello dear! I do believe I'm a blonde.:foul:

I think he was talking about true blondes ... am I right, G2?

footballmom
02-10-2005, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by PurpleFreddy
I think he was talking about true blondes ... am I right, G2?

True, I'm not a complete true blonde. As I have gotten older my hair seems to get darker. Guess that's better then grey!:D

PurpleFreddy
02-10-2005, 12:55 PM
Hey, that's why they have those bottles in the grocery store, too.