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Gsquared
02-09-2005, 07:15 AM
some deep thoughts by Roy Munson fro Hump Day readin
planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to

> feed it.

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> I had amnesia once - or twice.

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> I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

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> Protons have mass. I didn't even know they were Catholic.

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> All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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> If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

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> What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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> They told me I was gullible - and I believed them.

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> Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and when he grows

> up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

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> Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

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> Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

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> What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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> One good thing about egotists. They don't talk about other people.

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> When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look

> like a nail.

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> A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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> What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmmmmmmm?

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> My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.

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> I used to be indecisive, Now I'm not sure.

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> The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

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> How can there be self help "groups"?

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> Is there another word for synonym?

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> Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

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> The speed of time is one-second per second

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> Is it possible to be totally partial?

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> What's another word for thesaurus?

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> Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

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> If swimming is so good for your figure, How do you explain whales?

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> Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a

> man who can't get his pants off.

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> It's not a optical illusion. It just looks like one.

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> Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?